MY LIST
sincentive: encouragement to break any of the ten commandments
liebrary: repository for politicians' speeches
obitchuary: death notice for a female dog
Pulletzer Prize: for the best book written by a chicken
pretaliation: hitting back first
liquorice: the perfect combo of candy's dandy but liquor's quicker (Thanx, Ogden!)
younique: yes! you are special!
urinade: a poor substitute for Gatorade
sinvitation: a request to be adulterous
toylet: what Barbie uses
Mrs. Sissippi: a married state
copulite: foreplay only
pastorize: baptism in boiling water
origummi: how to make cranes from gummi bears
cattlelac: a luxury cow
Genesisn't: the rebuttal
procrastina - never mind, I'll finish it later
This Edward Lear poem is from his nonsense story "The History of the Seven Families of the Lake Pipple-Popple".
This Edward Lear poem is from his nonsense story "The History of the Seven Families of the Lake Pipple-Popple".
Here's a link to it and lots more of his wonderful whimsy:
I like procastina. That's definitely me in a cute, feminine way.
ReplyDeleteOh, lettucepun! I don't think Seattle ever got around to building that new slum, as it is still tied up in city council studies... Perhaps someone will get an intiative up to get it going, or not.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I can't get your link to work. Enjoy the little tidbits you toss out each week. Keep them coming.
The only lettuce stories I know are salad related. Here's a very old one from grade school: Is May in? May who? Mayonnaise. No, she's a dressing. So much for my saladaze.
Sonny John
Don't know why the link won't work but you can simply copy and paste. I'll work on finding the problem. As for the slum, I think the city council is studying a study about whether to study the slum. I think.
ReplyDeleteI remember May - she was dressing in the mush room . . .